The old guy grabbed a couple packs of Goldenberg Peanut Chews and a can of his RC Cola the other day and jumped into his old DeSoto. Once a month, the DeSoto needs to stretch its legs and Insider usually just heads south on Route 113 because it’s an easy drive and he’s ensured of… Read more »

For the old guy, there’s a fine line between a beautiful day and a miserable day. Since Insider missed his deadline of Monday at 9 a.m. due to a severe case of writer’s block, there was some extra time to figure out what to write about. Monday was actually one of those days that started… Read more »

The old guy took his annual spring inspection tour of Ocean City’s beach Friday and all appears to be well. The beach is not the same as it was last year and that is as it should be. As is its nature, Ocean City’s oceanfront has reshaped, redesigned and recreated itself as if in preparation… Read more »

The Juncos (snow birds) left for the summer and they didn’t even say goodbye. Insider figures they left on or about April 2 and wonders if they leave every year on that date. They’ll be back sometime in late fall and the old guy would love to know if the return date has already been… Read more »

Sometimes it just doesn’t pay to worry. Insider would never put himself in the category of people that stresses about the little things, but when it comes to eating it’s a different story. The old guy has gotten to the point in his life by eating whatever he wants when he wants. If he wants… Read more »

Insider is one of those types who asks for a Senior Citizen discount wherever he goes. It’s just a habit and everyone once in a while it happens. It’s one of the perks of old age. One place that does not discount is the doctor’s office. When the old guy went to the doctor the… Read more »

Today you can cross the Atlantic Ocean in a couple of hours and it means nothing. Does anyone really have to get across the ocean in a couple of hours? What could possibly be that important? Crossing the big pond was a lot more fun when it took several days aboard one of the major… Read more »

The old guy stayed up late the other night to actually see if it happened. Insider had been hearing about how certain machines, such as computers, televisions, phones and so on, actually know when to turn ahead (yes, it’s forward, not back). It was said when the clock strikes 2 a.m. they would automatically bounce… Read more »