Things Overheard.....(A Satirical Column)

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| October 5, 2009

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Things Overheard in Line For the Rick Springfield Concert at Ocean City Sunfest

1. I just want to get close enough so he’ll sign my 2005 copy of the “25 Greatest Teen Idols” TV Guide edition.

2. Do these hot pants make me look like a cougar? I’m not a cougar right? ---thanks girl, high five.

3. Are Rick and Buffalo brothers because that would be so hot?

4. Woooooooo!!!!! Dr. Noah Drake is in the building.

5. I’m a true fan because I’ve loved Rick since his last name was Springthorpe.

6. Can you see the bottle of chardonnay I’m smuggling in here if I stand with my arms crossed?

7. Do you think he’ll play any songs from his early metal band “Zoot?”

8. Did you hear he’s going to write a tell-all book about the backstage soap operas that go on behind the scenes at General Hospital? I mean, I like Young and the Restless but I’m sooo going to read that.

9. Do you think our husbands will still come to pick us up if we don’t get on the tour bus?

10. I used to be “jessie’s girl”, now I’m afraid I’m just a “woman like that”

11. Rick’s hair has stayed so perfectly feathered after all these years. John’s just falls out and he expects me to be “into it.”

12. When he sang “Don’t talk to strangers” you don’t think he meant his true fans right…..right…let’s get up front so he can see us.

13. Woooooooo....”Jessie’s Girl”...Again. Play it Again! No seriously,Play it again!


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Posted 1 year ago on October 5, 2009